I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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