I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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