am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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