we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So gin and wine won't be happening again
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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