I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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