to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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