Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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