Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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