hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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