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I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
When did angry sex become our thing?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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