At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
no, he came in my armpit
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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