you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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