How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
my poor anus
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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