Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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