Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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