jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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