I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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