??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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