do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize