The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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