question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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