My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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