Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..