My friends, they love my intelligence
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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