Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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