so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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