Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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