Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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