Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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