when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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