What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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