Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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