it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
