Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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