whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
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I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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