My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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