Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Your penis caused this!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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