fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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