I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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