Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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