Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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