me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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