i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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