its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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