I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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