Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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