How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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