He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
