Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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