i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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