Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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