if you like me you must not know who I am
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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